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Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Have you ever been in public and your pants fell down and revealed you had a one-inch penis?
I imagine Wizards of the Coast is feeling that way after hearing the announcement of the Pathfinder MMORPG. And you know what? Since a computer is doing all the complicated fuckwork that it takes to run Pathfinder, I think I would actually play this.
It has to be better than this piece of shit:
It has to be better than this piece of shit:
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ReplyDeleteIt's not going to be an MMO of the same type DDO (or WoW, etc.) is. It's a sadbox/domain type game, based on the blurb on the official site. Apples and oranges from the sounds of it.
Sandbox is what I meant to say, but it may in fact be a sadbox. Time will tell!
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ReplyDeleteMaybe you got that sadbox thing right...does sound kind of like Wizards these days.
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Sandbox? Wow, there goes any fucks I would have given. Did you read the FAQ? It doesn't even have levels, and you can build your character to mimic the classes if you want to.
ReplyDeleteWHY THE FUCK AM I PLAYING A PATHFINDER MMO IF IT DOESN'T HAVE LEVELS OR REAL CLASSES?
Nevermind WotC, you're safe. Bring on the sadbox.
You know, I'm probably the one gamer on the North American continent who's never had an interest in Pathfinder (just never had the urge, and if I want D&D 3rd Edition I can just use Microlite20) but I somehow get the feeling this MMO ain't going to be any motivation to change my mind.
ReplyDelete"However, Pathfinder Online is driven by more diverse player activity than the classic adventurer-focused tabletop experience; Pathfinder Online players will be able to act as merchants, farmers, miners, teamsters, caravan guards, spies, and explorers, and in any other role the players choose to create."
Hoody-hoo! "Farmer"! Oh, the roleplaying challenges of worrying about that quackgrass in the North Forty while checking the weather to see if the sorgum can be planted yet! Or "teamster", woohoo! Get outta my way there's lading bills to be written! Or a "miner"! Whee, I've always wanted to see what black lung was like. Why bother hunting dragons when you could be sitting in the assay office waiting for your samples to be analyzed?
And imagine the other possibilities! Latrine cleaner! Basketweaver! Rat catcher! Accountant! A million worlds just waiting to be explored!
Rat catcher? That's almost infringing on Warhammer FRP territory :P
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